Monday, February 3, 2014

How to: be annoying

Here's something I'm good at doing


Annoy your sibling:  
1. Speak only one language
2. Make up a nick name for them; for example, I could call my sister annoying-way, witch means annoying in Pig-Latin.  
3. At night, carefully sew your sibling pj's to their mattresses
4. If they yell "Shoe" as to mean go away, bring them a shoe.
5. Only say one word; for example, say only "Yeah" so when they ask you is all you say yeah? you can say, "yeah."
6. Put a walkie-talkie under their pillow, then grab another walkie-talkie, and yell, "BOO!" into your walkie talkie. (Too much using the word walkie-talkie)
7. Stare really hard at the back of their neck. 


Annoy your friends:
1. Constantly put bunny ears on them.
2. Jump out from bushes, trees, or anything else and yell,"BOO!"
3. Hide in a tree, and then when they walk under neath your tree, drop things on them.
4. Put a penny on the ground. wait till your friend picks it up, then rip a piece of paper.
5. Put a wet sponge in your hands. Then shake your friends hand.
6. At a sleepover, put water on your your friend's pants just before she wakes up.
7. Talk only about yourself.

6 comments:

  1. I would love to see your list of "Annoy your parents." Also: ripping the paper when your friend bends over made me giggle.

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  2. Hurray, this list is so funny! My favorites were #7 from the first list and #3 from the second list.

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  3. There was this one time where I called my niece by her birth name. She did not get annoyed. She got very angry! --Uncle H

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    1. That's a good one! (Don't tell anyone, but she is warming up to her given name, but only when we don't use it in front of her friends.)

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  4. So Kathy, am I annoying you by only speaking English?

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