Cat Quizzes And Jokes

Two Great Cat Quizzes And Three Funny Cat Jokes.

Quizzes:

What is your cat's purrsonality?

Do cats like you?


Cat Quiz no. 1 What is your cat's purrsonality?

You describe your cat as...
 A: Majestic
  B: Playful and happy.
  C: Happy
  D: None of the above.

Your cat's breed is...

A: Siamese
B: Tabby
C: Tortoiseshell 
D: None of the above
Your cat acts like...

A: She thinks she's the queen of the world!
B: She's addicted to her litter box
C: She is a cuddly girl, but is always open to play!
D: None of the above.

ANSWERS:
Mostly As: She is in love with herself! Now if somebody could pass her a mirror...
Mostly Bs: A happy cat, who loves her life!
Mostly Cs: What a lap cat!
Mostly Ds: She is a mystery.
P.S. If your cat is not a girl, that is okay.

Cat Quiz no. 2 Do cats like you?

Your cat jumps up on to your favorite chair. What do you do?

A: Pick it up and throw the poor cat across the room. Then yell, "STUPID CAT!" and sit on the chair.
B: Sigh and then scooch it over a little, so you can sit down.
C: Pick up the cat, sit down, then plop the cat on your lap.

Your cat meows to say I'm hungry.What do you do?

A: Slap the cat then say, "Find your own food, you stinking cat!"
B: Sigh and say, "Just a second cat."
C: Feed it right away. What else can you do? 

Your cat is meowing in the middle of the night. What do you do?

A: Find the cat, pick him up and yell SHUT UP CAT!!! In his face.
B: Sigh, find him, pet him a little, then go back to bed.
C: Find the cat, and watch the birds with him all night. (And pet him of course!)
  

ANSWERS:
Mostly As. Cats hate you.
Mostly Bs: Cat like you.
Mostly Cs: Cats love you.

JOKES: 

1. Popcorn: Kathy, what is a cat's favorite color? Answer: Purrple!
2. Popcorn: My litter box is empty. Is some one stealing my poop?
3. Popcorn: What is a cat's favorite thing to read? Answer: CAT-alog!

  Sorry there are not that many jokes or quizzes. I was stumped!